Time flies so fast....Messy Bed hair

18D! Look at the picture and compare it with the one below or any other picture in this post. Give your comments! Thanks for the person who drew this!

Wakaka...Poyonye! I hear the girls in my school say...

I am now watching Ip Man 2, with no subs and I can understand a bit because we learn a little Chinese everyday at school. My dad is again boasting that he could understand the whole thing. My bro is being a SOB and a pervert. Life at the Seiichiro household is like this, everyday.


Last night slept a little earlier than usual with my fringe wet and woke up this morning with this. It's Ten Year Later Dino, Malaysian Style! Kufufu! God above, why did you bless me with hair like this? It's too cool for me!

Kufufu...

Hate that idiot boxing fella in Ip Man! He beat up the fat fella! He's going to die! SIFU!

IP you better beat the crap out of that fella before I do! GRRR!!!!

That's Inner Sano's thoughts...Didn't know he liked watching it...

He died already....

That's it! I'm going to beat him up now!

I'm currenly trying to talk some sense into inner Sano, so Bye!

Your Friend

Seiichiro Sano

Good Luck to those who have exams!

Wish me luck for the exams!

8018 Madness!

1880 Madness...

Urgh, it's been a hard, hard week for me and the other students of SMKTD2. Exams are this Wednesday and this is propabally going to my last post for this month.

Why, you may ask?

1. My beloved History teacher ( and *B's geoteacher...) said " If you get a C, i'm going to force you to wear a bib and suck a baby bottle. Each of the questions that you get wrong, do the corrections five times" The whole class was like...* speechless*



2. My dad said, " If you don't study, I'm going to take away you're netbook. If you don't get good grades, I'm going to take away your allowance, netbook and internet" and bla bla bla ( the lecture lasted an hour. Believe me, my dad is a person who can really talk)

Also, I have learned the ten comanments of a teenager.

1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (why wait that long?)
2. Thou shall not do drugs. (alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper...)
3. Thou shall not steal from Tesco. (Cold Storage has a bigger selection)
4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism. (destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5. Thou shall not steal from your parents. (everyone knows grandma has more money)
6. Thou shall not get into fights. (Can't fight anyhow...just start them)
7. Thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off)
8. Thou shall not think about Yaoi. ( why think of it when you see it in the internet and in the mamak shop in KL?)
9. Thou shall not think about having sex. (like Nike says, "Just do it.")
10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street. (just leave em' in the middle)




Amazing right? I made a few of them by myself while the others I took it from somewhere else....


Ah, one more thing.


TODAY IS OFFICIALLY 1880 and 8018 DAY!


Let us bask in joy with this crack paring! WAKAKA, KUFUFUFU

Your Friend,

Seiichiro Sano

I feel that the world doesn't have enough love.

THEPENISSTUCK

The pen is stuck. Pervert...

( Found this on devianART. LOL)

Hamlet, the tragedy. Got this off of devianART. Kudos to the artist. Dedicated for LeahPeah-chan and Mrs. K.

Sorry for not updating. studying for exams... **** the exams.

I just feel that the world lacks love.


Example 1, LeahPeah-chan's family ( father's side)


Her family is in a crisis. Her father's family members are evil. Pure Evil.


I'm really happy that the Semeuke Test made him laugh. I bet he looks like Hunny-sempai.

I am praying for them.

Example 2, my neighbour, Mrs. K

Her husband keeps her on a leash and collar. She's afraid to come out of the house.

My mom and van driver, Aunty Jaya, went to one of my friends ( I don't really know the person but she knows me! That happens a lot ot me and Kyoko-chan...Me and Kyoko-chan are too famous, we often get mixed with each other but we look tooootttaaalllyyy different...) who just happens to be a well known magazine writer.

Her kids are scared senceless by their father.

* GAWD! THAT IDIOT BROTHER OF MINE IS GETTING REALLY IRRITATING!!!!!! GO AND DIE YOU S.O.B!!!!!*

Back to the main point.

Is the earth so polluted? WHat is wrong with people?

The rest of this post is destroyed but the author's rampage while trying to kill the @$$hole brother of his/her.

Your Friend,

Seiichiro Sano

I might not be able to blog that often now...

So sorry for not going anything yesterday. Got stuck in a jam near Tesco or somewhere ( I don't really remember now. I think I fell asleep in the car) and the Internet was horrible yesterday...

Notice the newest additions to the blog? I can never always be the Seme of a relationship because I'm too good natured to be so. I'm mainly a Don't Fcuk With Me Seme with Badass Uke traits.

Inner Sano : I'm the Seme here, Temme

Me: Lets just see.

Goes over to Inner Sano with a perv face on. He { he is a hermaphrodite , which means he is both and he looks really masculine so I call him a he. I can't tell you anything about me. Kufufu}

Inner Sano : I was only JOKING! I"M SO SORRY SANO-YAN!

*Tears up, his bad ass attitude is washed down the drain just like that. I smirk happily*

The reason I can't update as often is because I have to concentrate on the upcoming Mid Year Exam. URGH!

Why can;t they not have exams?!

Oh, well...

Your Friend,

Seiichiro Sano

Sakurai in Animal Land, episode 4, The Client.

" What the hell is this?"

Sakurai was in a pair of black, thight lenght puffy shorts that also acts as a pair of suspenders with black leggings. He was also wearing a blood red T-shirt and black tie.

" Don't be mad, Sakurai-chan! Hibari---"

" I'm so going to murder that person!" Sakurai said while marching out of his room to got to Hibari's office.

" Hibari! Expla---"

Sakurai's word were stuck in his mouth when he saw Hibari clad with only his pants, which were unbuttoned and slidding down to reveal a pair of pink boxers with strawberries all over them.

" Ah, Sakurai. What's bring you to my humble abode this fine morning?" he said while scratching his stomach.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7E-rw0TRsc * NEW OP! HOPEYOU GUYS LIKE IT!*

" Could you please take care of that?" Sakurai said while pointing to Hibari's pants " Your parents should have named you Dobato instead of Hibari"

* Dobato means dummy or slow while Hibari means skylark. Hibari Kyoya is my favourite charecter from Katekyo Hitman Reborn!*

" A client of mine, my big sister called yesterday to request a cute, short host to be a companion for her young daughter, my niece. It's only for a week so bear with me. She's offering me triple your pay for it"

" Really?"

============

Sakurai walked to a big mansion.

" Wow, this is so...big" Sakurai said as he looked at the mansion. It was Victorian is stlye but it had a modern twist to it.

" So, are you the host that Hibari sent?"

Sakurai looked behind to see a woman who had straight black hair and looked a lot like Hibari. She didn't have any ears or a tail.

" Yes. My name's Sakurai. Where's Hibari's niece?"

She opened the door and let him in. They walked along the rosebushes that surrounded the mansion. Suddenly, a small orange haired boy went wizzing by, hair flying in all directions

" Torao Winters, can you stop running and greet this young man?" she said and the boy stopped running and looked at Sakurai.

" I'm sorry mom. Hello, my name is Torao Winters and I'm 5 going on 6" he said as his big tiger ears and tail perked up. Sakurai chuckled a little bit because his animal ears were a little too big for his head and his tawny eyes were really big.

* Torao means Tiger*

" You sure are a smart one, huh?"

" Yup! Mom says that I'm going to be a scientist when I grow up!" he said excitedly

" But wait. Sakurai asked me to take care of his niece. Where is she?"

" I'm Sakurai-ossan's niece!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qida3OvnHAU

Hope you are not affected by the vid. It's the first vid of that manner I have seen. Don't worry. It's not really Yaoi, just soft and I mean soft Shounen Ai, just like in the original version of it by the Vocaloids, okay?

I really don't have the energy to type. So tired...GOing to have a siesta...

Bye Bi ( Belphagor's way of saying bye)

Seiichiro Sano

Am I that smart?

Yamamoto's getting ready to train! For Ying-chan!

Today, it's like the whole school is after me.... ( even if I'm exaggerating a little bit)
During English, we had to write a to a friend living in a place other that Malaysia, who happens to be Anya-chan, and ask him or her to stay over for a visit during the upcoming school holiday. I just started to write the letter and Sakura and her gang went and attacked me for the answers.
She was writing to Kim Bun of SS501, I think.



I ended up running out of Ideas and went with Cosplaying at an Animefest and and going to the mall for a movie at One Utama, a well know mall in Malaysia. Sakura wrote about him and her going to Perak ( her hometown), the Pulau Pangkor and a few other places that I don't remember.



Not that I don't like to help them or anything, it's just that it's me that they always go to. Me that they always ask. Me to send things to the teacher's place always. ME , ME, ME.



Oh well, I guess I'm to good a person. It's been like this ever since I was a kid.



KINDERGARTEN



" Class, do you know the answer?"



A hand shot up, the only one.



" Yes, Sano?"



PRIMARY, 1st grade.



" Sano, you are now the Class Monitor"

" Yes, teacher!"



PRIMARY, 4rd grade.



" Sano, you are now a Prefect"



" Yes, teacher!"



SECONDARY, NOW



" Can someone help me"



I go infront, help out the teacher and WHAM!



" Sano, you are the Assistant to the Class Monitor. Can you do the job?"



While scratching my head " I think I can"



" Great!"





English Class



" Sano, how to say 'duduk kat rumah saye' dalam English?"



" Stay at my house"



" Sano, other than this?"



Shows me a piece of paper where something is written.



" Umm, Paintball? That's a fun activity, I think"





Maths Class



" Sano, how to do this question?"



" 54 x + 23 y+ 42 y - 12 = 56 y + 54-12"



" How about this?"



" 3 times this, divide by 7 and add 45 x"





Science Class



" Nah, I'm done. Don't blame me if the answers are wrong"



Give him my book



" Thanks. You going to draw?"



Points at a book. I use that book to draw and serve as a notebook during Prefect Meetings now.



" Yeah. Don't look"



" Sure. You're drawings look nice"



Puts hand over it to prevent prying eyes. Hate it when people look at me drawing...Gives me the creeps...Feels like they're breathing down my neck...



" Thanks"



Arts Class



" Wow, that is so pretty!"



Looks at mine and then looks at the one who said it's one



" Yours is nicer"

" I'm sure you'd beat me in drawing comics!"

" Umm, how'd you know?"



" I always see you drawing! You draw, like, 24-7!"



Me, smile while 'blushing' * my skin's a sort of light chocolate and I don't think that Malaysians can blush properly.



Am I too good a person?



Your Friend,

Seiichiro Sano

Men, Respect your women! Before they become the abusive ones!

Kimihiro Watanuki, servant of Ishihara Yuuko

My neighbour, Mrs. K is a wonderful person. Not only can she cook well, she is a lovely housewife with a beautiful face. Sadly, her husband, Mr. Z is an Idiotic Imbecil, So-Hai ( Chinese for Stupid ass or something like that) and TEMME!





Not only does he hit her, she abuses her and my two friends in a hundred and one ways. He even got her " Bomoh"ed * Using a witchdoctor to get her under her control*.





Personaly, I don't believe in those stuff. But if you see the state she's in, I think that you'd believe it. She was such a happy person when I was younger. I do believe that she's my second crush, I think...Don't get any ideas, especially you two, Anya-chan and Chiriisa-chan, who know my real Gender. I just liked her because she was really nice to me! Besides, she's my friend's mom! And she's way more older than me!





Freaks out. Becomes like Hyuuga Hinata from Naruto....





WACK! THUD!





Switches to Inner Sano.





Look, all that Temme ( my Temme, mine and mine alone. No one can steal my Temme from me, kufufu Kuhahaha...) wants to say is, respect our women.





Mom's are the ones who supports us throught our lifes, gives a kiss on the cheek when we are sad and bakes us cake during our birthdays. ( well, dads do that too but stick to main point here)





( Older) Sisters are role models for us. ( Younger) Sisters are our friends when we are down. ( although we fight with them often)





Your Friend,





Seiichiro Sano

Oh, great!

Attack of the Chibi Varia!

Life is again boring.

I'm being a slave infront of my netbook almost everyday.

Plus I got KoKurikulum ( after school * in my case, before school since I go to an Afternoon School. Hate it* activites. I got PBSM ( the Red Cross) marching and first aid * Kufufu, get to torture somebody* and after that Quater Master Club.

Quater Master Club is byfar the one of the most nicest clubs in the school. All we do is play, play, and play. Last week, the teacher had to take care of the hockey kids so we didn't have anything to do!

Me and my friend, Haruame-chan ( She wanted a Japanese name and I sugested it since the main Character of my Second story has the same name, Opss!) hanged out with Itachi-sama, Naruto-rin and their friends, learning new fact about Naruto!

I got a load of information that I sadly don't really remember now...( Inner Sano laughs his head off)

Now, the fourth story has come back to life after I got some Ideas from a gothic name that I found in the internet ( LOL, Where else?)

Gehenna, which acording to http://www.buzzle.com/, it means New Testament version of hell. So my Tensei mind of mine got an Idea and my hands went straight to work. Ended up working well after 11:45 pm ( I usually got to sleep at 12:00, after reading some books and falling asleep)

Cool right? I don't want to say anything more or I might end up spilling something from the book

Kufufu, I'm so gulible...

Your Friend,

Seiichiro Sano

" HIBIRD! HOW DARE YOU!" " HIIEEE!! HIBIRD"S BEING GRILLED!" ' What did I do?'

Hibari looks like this at the end of the story, I think.

I don't remember when I saw or read this vid or doujinshi or story ( But most of the Doujinshi at youtube are yaoi!).





It starts when Tsuna goes for a visit at Hibari's house. He wants to go to a hanabi ( Flower sighting at Japan ) with Hibari. As from the last Character of the month, we all know that Hibari HATES crowds, right. Somehow, Tsuna manages to get Hibari out of the house. Usually during the night of the Hanabi, they will open shops and games stalls.





Hibari says that he's only out because of the lack of discipline in the area. SO they end up in one shop that has a lucky draw.





Prizes include a Wii, PSP, PS2, PS3 and a heck of a lot of stuff, all connected to a string each. Pull it and you have your prize.





Tsuna says " Hibari-san should pull it. I bet that you have a lot more luck that me"





Hibari says " You do it"





They start to bicker and Hibird flutters down. It's sees Tsuna and Hibari fighting so it thinks





" I will do this for my master!"





Hibird pull one of the strings and guess what come out?





A lollipop.





A LOLLIPOP.





A LOLLIPOP!





Hibari gets pissed off and tries to grill Hibird.





" HIIEE! HIBIRD!"





' What did I do?"





I just kept laughing and Laughing and my dad was looking at me like there was something wrong with me.





Ahh, the memory if that line.





"I will do this for my master"





' What did I do?'





Your Friend,





Seiichiro Sano

Sorry!!!!!

My ideas are taking a walk. Ten points to whoever guess who these characters are

I am so sorry for not posting anything for two days, including my story!


Luckily, today is the last day of Internet disruption or I'll be sent to Tanjung Rambutan for my craziness. Tanjung Rambutan is a famous mental facility in Malaysia. Criminals have to stay there for a few weeks to determine of they are mentally ill or just plain blood thirsty. One of my cousins work there as a warden and he's normal...I think...

One known fact about me.

I never right down a plot for anything. I just write whatever that pops out of my head. That's my downfall. I remember when I didn't save anything that I wrote on a story and the whole thing got deleted! Eight pages of it, for god's sake!


My comics are the same thing. Hey, Anya-chan, I miss placed your address that I got from Ecah-chan....So I can't send you anything...I forgot to give it to you when you came to visit me and Feera-chan last year so could you be an angel and write it down.

I don't have a scanner yet but maybe I'll get one next year, If I manage to save enough money....




The only thing is, I only did two comics! The original is with N since he wanted to read it so I think I'm going to get it back on Monday.


I'm currently out of ideas for comics and now devoting my time ( AND MY PRECIOUS MONEY! STATIONARY HAS NEVER BEEN CHEAP HERE! CURSES!) to illustrations and the story. So far, made three for the 'Lacrimosa dies illa' line, a few character introductions and a lovely scenery for the fourth story.

How I feel

Let me give you the dish on the stories.





1 st Story, The Daily Escapades of Zian Alamita: FINISHED





2nd Story, Sanctus's Past: FINISHED





First and Second Story are combined





3rd Story, I won't give you the title, muahaha: On HIATUS





4th Story, Set Three years apart from the Third Story: Currently on HIATUS





I don't have any good ideas for the third ( On page 89) and Fourth Story (On page 19)....

The illustrations are in my dad's laptop and he doesn't want too send them to me! He says I'm going to show it off !

He's acts like a five year old while I act way too old for my age. That's why I'm often mistaken as an adult...

This would be handy if I wanted to go into a bar...Kufufu...no need of flashing my ID...

YOu Friend

Seiichiro Sano