Sakurai in Animal Land, episode 2, Who's the new Host?

" WAH! It's Mini Dark"

" Mini Dark is so cute!"

* Teardrop forms on Sakurai's head*

" Girls and boys, my name is Sakurai. Dark is my onicha" he said and flashed one of his trademark smiles at his customers.

* FAINT, NOSEBLEED, MORE FAINTING, BLOOD EVERYWHERE*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Po693cAaQHE&feature=related

" Oy, chibi. You have to clean this up" Ean, the tall fellow host at Happy Rainbow Cafe.

" Shut up" Sakurai said as he reached for the mop and bucket.

Sakurai's trademark smiles leave girls and boy ( softies) in shambles. He got that from his brother, Happy Rainbow Cafe's most popular host. Sakurai looks exactly like his brother, except for his red hair. And just like his brother, he had the rare wolf ears.

Samui Dark was an enigma. The only people who knew him thoroughly were his best friends, the hosts of Happy Rainbow Cafe.

Sakurai was having a hard time getting the blood off the carpet when a hand joined him in the scrubbing. Sakurai looked to his left and saw a boy with light silver hair. He had the ears of panther, which made him look like a panda. He was wearing the uniform of a host.

" Ne, Hibari. Who's this?" Ean asked.

" He's a new host. His name is Argento Pulcino and he's 13 years old. From now on, he's your reponsibliliy, Samui-rin"

" What?!"

" Hah! Have fun with your little, chibi chick*, chibi!" Ean shouts at him and leaves the place, accompanied by his customers.

* Pulcino means chick in Italian*

" Lazy creep. So, may I ask you why do you want to become a host?" he asked the silver haired boy

The boy said nothing. Sakurai looks him up and down. He was skinny and chibi-ish for a 13 year old. He a little shorter than Sakurai and his silver hair was shoulder lenght and spiky at the ends, just like Gokudera from Katekyo Hitman Reborn.

" Don't talk much do you? Oh, well...follow me, Argen-rin" he said as he finished the cleaning process and went to the lounge.

" Samui-rin is here!"

" Who's your friend, Mini Dark?"

" I've told you, it's Sakurai. This is Argento Pulcino, a new host who's under my wing. Be nice to him, okay?"

The girls ( and boys) swarmed at the sliver haired boy and looked at him with interest. The softies stood with Sakurai.

" Why aren't you flocking around Argen-rin?"

" We prefer to stick to one host, besides, Dark-sama would always sneak in special treatment for us...Wanna know what?"

" Err....later, when I'm a little older and can understand everything that's under this roof"

* Teardrop forms on Sakurai's head*

' What did Onicha do to them...' he thought

" Well, ladies and lady-gents, what shall we do for today?" Sakurai asked his customers.

" Let's have a play!" one of them says

" Yeah! What about Ouran Highschool Host Club X Katekyo Hitman Reborn! The first OP, Sakura Kiss!"

"Do you want only me and Argen-rin or every host?"

" Every Host!"

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The hosts were getting ready for the performance. They had already decided who was going to be who.

Since Sakurai was the one who asked for it, he was the one who had to be Haruhi. Who else was short enough to play the role?

Ean was ( forced to) Tamaki.

















Argento was Honey-sampai.

Akimitchi and Fuyumitchi were the twins, of course.

Akai played Ootori Kyoya and Natsu played a very girly Mori-sempai.

Lights were dimmed.

The curtain rose...

ACTION!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1wR3T-snEU


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" Well, that was a refreshing performance, you looked cute as a Gokudera-Honey!" Sakurai cheered on his kyouhai.

* Kyouhai is Japanese for junior*

" Thanks, want a drink?" he said while he gave Sakurai a drink and he jumped.

" I didn't know your voice would sound like that. Its so...high and pitchty and..." Sakurai said while drinking the water. All of a sudden, Sakurai felt funny.

" Argen-rin...Did you give me alcohol? I feel funny" he said as his body started to get hot and his eyelids drooped.

He looked to his left and saw that Argento was looking at him with an evil grin.

" It wasn't alcohol, dear sempai"

Sakurai surrendered to the sleep that was already subduing him....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfNv62K2Jkc


Your friend,

Seiichiro Sano.

* I was pissed off by losing one of my videos when I already uploaded while listening to my mom blab. I'm going to this for every issue...DEPRESION.....*