Life as we know it, is vile and vicious

This is for you guys so that you don't get bored! A little sneak peak at what I do to release rage~~

Remember, just because I use the names of my friends ( I ran out of ideas on names and decided to just use those that are here), doesn't mean I feel anything for the except for friendship, okay? THIS STORY WILL BE YURI and YAOI....with a couple of straights. So if you don't like it, don't read it

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Useless. That's what I am.

" Stupid! You can't get this simple equation right!" my father barked

Stupid? Yeah, I guess I am.

" You Buffoon! You don't even know how to do this properly?!" my mother shouted

Seriously, I did it just now. Those are leftover’s.

" Sano, why don't you stay a bit later?" a close friend asks

Because my mother comments on it and me when I come back a little late hurts my feelings. A lot.

" Sano! Fold your damn headscarf!" a teacher says

I'm only wearing it because the school asked us to. And I'm pretty sure that it hates me too. Just look at it, it goes crazy every time I try to make it better.

" Idiot! You can't even draw properly! You call this art?! This is shit compared to mine!" a person commented

Fuck them. Selfish fuck-tard. Who cares about your art? I'm doing mine happily and you're in my fucking way.

My name is Seiichiro Sano. I am 13 years old. I am a useless tomboy who looks and sounds feminine, not to mention being a short person who doesn't seem to be growing taller. Standing at 159 cm, I have to look up to many people, even if it doesn't really show when I'm near the older guys who are tall.

I have pimples on my face and back. I can't look like a proper guy no matter how hard I try. Most people don't accept me for who I am. If I could cut myself, maybe I'd already be doing it. But...there's no use for that. How the fuck am I supposed to explain it to the friends that are always by my side? The few that like me the way I am, accept me for what I am and want to be friends? What am I going to tell them?

" Oh, I've just cut myself cuz this world hates me, except you guys"

They'd go crying, I swear. Or just beat the shit out of me because I was harming myself.

Anything seems better than what I'm having now. This...stupid thing called depression in life. I hate it. Everyone expects me to be the best. The best student. The best daughter. The best child. The best artist. But no one really pays attention to what I'm feeling.

People don't realize that I tend to hide my feelings under a mask of monotone. An " I don't care" facade. I smile and blend into the crowd. I try my best to be myself in a world full of bitches and

bastards. But, what do I get out of it?

This.

This depression.

Bandar Country Homes is a boring place. Nothing much to do. Let's just place ourselves in Namimori, where there are some places like the shopping mall that you can actually go to on foot.

I walk along the peaceful road. It's quiet, the only thing making noises are the wind and leaves blowing to create a symphony that only a depressed individual can comprehend. I look at the sky, cold and grey. My hoodie flaps around and I am forced to zip it properly to prevent it from

flying away and making me suffer hypothermia. Brrr...That’ll be cold.

I blast my headphones with SID, Kenny G, On/Off, Wakashima Kanon, Linkin' Park, Simple Plan, The band Perry, F.T Island, the works. Currently, it's Otegami by SID playing, which makes me mellow out. It sooths my soul, carries it with the wind, taking it away from my body. I just walk pointlessly on a cold and windy autumn day.

Yeah. I'm starting to develop a mental disease, if you want to ask. I'm perfectly insane.

I reach the stairs that go up to Namimori Shrine. Wow...did I walk for that long? I decide to walk up there, for no particular reason. Maybe it’s because Rob Thomas's Lonely No More is playing. The trees have all turned a lovely shade of red and gold. At least to my rotten mind.

I climb up, legs burning and begging for mercy. I realize that I'm tripping on my cargo pants so fold them up to my shins. Cold air whips my legs and I inhale sharply. It's like daggers to my skin. But I like the pain. I can take it.

It's. No. Fucking. Biggie. I'm. Fine.

I guess my skin's sensitive. Or is it because I nearly scrubbed them off when I took my bath this morning out of frustration. Out of boredom. Out of Curiosity. Ha-ha. I think I need a

psychologist to look at me.

The shrine...is big. And cozy. And peaceful. I aimlessly look everywhere, like a brain dead zombie. As I walk, I find a few monks, wearing those cool robes that you see on Genjo Sanzo. You know, that blond priest in Sayuki. The one that always carries a gun. The look at me with interest. A rather tall one approves me...making me feel very puny.

" What is wrong child? I since that you are troubled" he asks me.

" I've just come here to...to..." I can't say anything so I ran away. I hear him call back for me but I didn't care. He'd probably tell me to repent or something like that. I've had my own share of sins. I'm not going to back down.

Ironically, Paramore's Ignorance is vibrating through my headphones. What a nice song choice. I find myself singing to the tune of the song, shouting it out. For once, I forgot about my worthless life and just put my head into running. Just running. Getting out of this hellhole I call life.

I finally reach the end of Namimori.

One more step, and I'm into Shimon. Great. If I go there, I'll have to deal with Kozato Enma, another Dame-person like myself. I look behind and see lights start to come up. I guess I've been out longer than I notice. One thing's for sure, I'm not going back home tonight. I'm never going home, back to boring Bandar Country Homes. Back to the house I've lived in for ten years. Back to...my old life.

I walk back, feeling chilly as the night creeps and darkness falls. I know that it's not safe. But, who can beat me? I'm in a state of mind that allows me to forget about everything and focus on something. If I did it on killing, I think I could go on for hours, despite being hurt. My mp3 player was still playing. It's amazing that the batteries could withstand this long. Kat-Tun's

Butterfly was playing.

Besides, I already disguised myself as a guy. My emo-ish hair was drenched in sweat because of the running. I had cut my hair at the usual place, asking the short Chinese dude to make a buzz cut at the sides and back so that it'd take longer for the hair to grow back. A long strip of my hair hanged on my forehead and down, slightly covering my left eye. I look totally like a guy for once.

Ha! If only Kyoko-chan and ThoAho could see me now. The dark chocolate hair that everyone liked was gone. It was now a bright orange. My eyes were mismatched, one blue and the other red. Yeah, I'm cosplaying my OC. So what? I did it so that no one would notice it was me.

Luckily I brought a sleeping bag in my bag pack and some snacks. Yay, I seem to have three packets of pocky, a packet of Cheerios, a packet of potato chips in BBQ flavor and some extras. Looks like the saving paid off. I'd survive my dinner now and brunch tomorrow. I look into my wallet and see the bills that I stole from my dad's pocket. I know, it's stealing but the man owes me some money and stuff so this considered fair and square.

Hmm...I could only survive a week even if I'm conservative...maybe this wasn't such a good idea.

To hell with that, I'm never going back. Kyoko-chan, I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I'm going to leave you alone to face the world, more like I'm leaving myself to face to worls. You have Usagi-chan anyways. She's way better than I am. Man, for once, I'm glad that I don't have a boyfriend or a real girlfriend, since I liked Kyoko-chan but I couldn't tell her. They'd be sad. I don't want anyone to feel bad about me because, I don't deserve it. Their love. Their affections. Their passion.

I don't fucking deserve it.

I swear, it dropped a few degrees. I hope I don't get a cold. I pull my hood on and shove my hands into my pockets. It's cold. And I'm 100% miserable.

My breath starts to show, misty, creepy. This reminds me of a part of a cartoon I saw a long time ago. What was it? My Dad's A Rock Star? The main character and his friend go into a basement. The friend says that " People say that if you can see your breath, it means..." I forgot the rest. What a loser.

Arashi's Dear Snow plays now. It's nice. I never knew I had this song on my play list. I look up to the already dark sky, a few stars come into my vision. It's very beautiful. I wish I had a proper camera to take a pic of it.

I hum and sing along with the joyful song. At least to me it's joyful. Maybe I really need to see that psychologist after all...

As I turn into a corner, I bump into a rock hard abdomen and fall down. My head hurts. My headphones dislodge themselves from my ears and I notice how quiet it is.

" OY! HOW DARE YOU BUMP INTO OUR BOSS!" a man shouts. I grimace. It's been almost a day since I've heard a real voice and not just singing.

I look at him with low interest. Suits. Tall. Tattoo on neck and hands. Blond. Calvone's 10th, Dino Chiavarone

" Nah, it's okay! I don't think he did it in purpose, right ragazzo?" his voice resonates through the wind.

" I'm sorry" I whisper, getting up and brushing my hands against my pants legs.

" It's okay! What are you doing here all alone? It's dangerous!" he asks, worry lacing his voice.

Urgh. I don't deserve it

" I'm running away...from my old life and starting a new one" I say, my voice low and solemn.

Lower than it usually is.

" But, you’re freezing! I'm sure that your parents---" he begins to say, still using that worried

tone.

Anger laces my mind.

" My parents wouldn't give a shit about me! I bet no one really cares about me! Don't be worried about me, I don't deserve it!" I shout and run. Is this all that I'm good at? Running?

He calls out to me and runs after me. " Wait! WAIT!" his subordinates run after him.

I run as fast as my abused legs could go, headphones banging against my neck. I twist and turn in the unfamiliar neighbor hood.

Seriously, I'm not going to last for long if this keeps on. I'm already tired as it is. When I finally

look back, I saw no one running to me. Not a soul.

I look at a bridge. It has a bank and some land under it. I guess that's where I'll bunk for tonight. I tiredly walk there and collapse on the ground. I can't move. I can't feel anything. I slowly fall asleep, not caring about anything. My eyes flutter to a close.

I hope I don't get mugged.

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COMMENTS PLEASE!

Okay...I've been a pushover....

Haha, I edited it from the Asterik Manga from Negahyst that I downloaded. Nice or not?

Yikes, this is the first post in about a month!

I'm so sorry that I practically abandoned my dear blogger, after saying I was married to it...GOMENASAI, CHIRO-CHAN! ( I call my blog Chiro now...How weird)

So...what to blog about? * I'm doing a Sherlock Holmes pose while thinking*

Let's start with why I was such a dickhead, forgetting my blogger and stuff....

The main reason was that I was on FB alot ( after 3 failed accounts, I managed to secure an official one)

The reason I was on FB a lot was because I was too lazy to write my abnormally long blogger posts. I'm a couch and internet potato so don't bother asking me to change....And partly since I can apparently read my exam books ( which I don't pay much attention to...Lord save my soul) and Facebook-ing ( a name me and this girl called Yong use) at the same time! Okay...that was a horibble excuse, GOMENASAI, MINNA!

Okay...I was actually banned from using the Netbook for 3 weeks, including tomorrow...and I'm using right now... I'm such a sly person...I'm using google chrome right now so it's easy to destroy the evidance...

So...What am I going to blog about in this post? * does the Sherlock Holmes pose again...we were learning about the Boscome Valley Mystery for our Form 1 sylabus and it SUCKED like HELL! They didn't edit it properly and the book was full of hopeless pics..what are we? 5 year olds?! The Phantom of the Opera better be good or I'll sue them for giving crappy stories for the 13 year olds to read~! I've watched it like...3 to 4 times in these 3 months...it's awesome!*

Other than that, I have bought new clothes for Raya and a pair and a half or these earings from Fourskin, on a sale. The reason I only have half of the other one was because my mom cleaned my room...My room is messy now, because she moved the so called study table away because of a leaking roof...As you can see in the pics below.

My internet is lagging...

Okay...I have a Fan Fiction account now and a YouTube one which doesn't see to work since the internet is lagging whenever I try to upload vids...( I made 4...three from the start of the year and the last one is about the wedding I went and became an amateur photographer)

So....I'm going to be uploading my stories there and an occasional story here...but...it all goes to my mind...which is quite the bastard now...since it's following Mukuro's way of life rather than mine.

So far, I have created 2 stories for KHR..One involving the characters of my second book, Tredicesima di Alla Valse and another one involving Xanxus and Tsuna! Okay...I have become a fan of X27....shame on me...But there's not many x27 or 8027 stories there so I'm doing my part to convert fans into the sacred religion of KHR Yaoi...( WTF am I writing? Those mooncakes must be getting to me...Sugar always makes my mind go wild...does it do that to you?)

I am going to have a cosplay group that goes by the name of my Famiglia and this is the uncolored version of the logo, kay? Comments?

Can you join the group as a Gokudera, Usagi-chan? I would be the photograper while Kyoko-chan could be Yamamoto...since she's so damn tall...taller than the both of us...WHY!!!!!

I don't know if there will really be it since this is all just plans for the future.

Okay...I have done a whole lot of things and SEEN a whole lot of things over these three weeks so...just be patient and read the post, kay?

First, I would like to talk about the OBVIOUS YAOI I'VE SEEN AT SCHOOL!

There have been about three live sightings...but I'm only going to tell you the one that really got my Yaoi radar on!

So, I came early to school, kay? I went down to the canteen ( it's an open air one, for those who wonder, like most of the schools in Malaysia) and sat there to do some work I didn't finish. SO then, bam! There was these group of guys, who were friends with a form 4 kid I call " CELAK-BOY" ( Celak is mascara, I guess...You should see his eyes! A girl could be beaten by him)

Celak-boy and his friends sat down at the remaining two tables. One of Celak-boy's friends grabbed a shorter guy and placed him on his lap! YAOI!!!!! AND, he just sat there, hand across the shorter guys waist, looking fine and dandy....And I was squealing like the Yaoi Fan I was....How OOC of me...

* I guess they were putting a show for me since I was squealing...TRIMAS, GUYS! ( Trimas is a short of Terima Kasih, which is Thank You in Malay. If you read Gempak, a Malay Magz about the

And later...when we came down for Recess, there was this weird sticky stuff on the floor, that made our shoes heavy when we stepped on it...and I'm guessing....IT WAS THEIR CUM! But hell, there was a lot of it on the floor! So they had must HAVE had a THREESOME or they converted their friends into Yaoi.

~~KUFUFUFUFUFUHAHAHA~~~

So...After that ordeal, we had the pesta keusahawanan ( kinda like a Gamboree for girl scouts? Except that the whole school can be involved if they want to) and it SUCKED like SHIT...Well, most of it. I got to hang out with an old friend and I told her about my books, and so on while I ate a burger and she ate some of the delicious loooking moist chocolate cake...* Drools...I'm fasting right now...I should have ate more than that one bowl of Spicy Curry Maggi and nuts*

So..I got my pic taken and it was placed on Fabebook...and my friend said I looked HOT as a GUY!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

This is the pic, if you were wondering.

Comments?

I am now into Eminem, Usher, Rihana, Bunkface and Zee Avie...Okay...weird...

Totaly random : Have you heard Panic at the Disco's New Perspective? I plan to make a TYL18 27 cosplay vid...( which means TLY! Hibari x tsuna...I spaced the thingy. If it's TYL!1827 then both of them are from the future)

I look SOOOOOOOOOOO HANDSOME in the clothes...at least to me. When Raya comes, I'm going to post the pics over here, most of the pics in DA and the SMEXIEST pics at FB...CAN'T WAIT!

Hahaha, My mom didn't let me wear them before Raya so...wait la...It's next month...I think. If your wondering what's Raya, it's actually called Hari Raya Aidilfitri, a celebration the muslims have after Hari Raya Puasa ( which is the Fasting month, Ramadan) Every year, we will ask for forgiveness from our parents * which I never do....I am the most KEKOK * weird feeling* of the whole family...* and just celebrate.

We go back to our hometowns, Kelantan is my mom's so we have to face a 5 hour drive * if we get up at 5 and move at 6 on Raya Day, we may get there at 12 something* and visit our elders and get DUIT RAYA ( Raya Money) So Far...I've only gotten RM 70++ tops all together for a year...and that would equal... USD 22.36++, BD ( Bahrain dollars) 8.40++ and 17.42++ euros...

I need to go out more...

So...What was I going to write?

( Get's smacked by Inner Sano while Sarah just chuckles while drawing her Yaoi manga)

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE THAT VIOLENT BAKA-SANO! * sits down and cries*

* Inner Sano puts an IDC ( I don't care) face but falls pray to my cute face* AH, GOMEN,

LA MIA DOLCE SANO! ( Sorry, my sweet Sano)

Kyoko-chan comes in an kick his ass with her red belt skill in Tae Kuan Do.

Sarah laughs while listing to Bunkface's You and Me

Okay...I think this is it for today...Wait for the update at my FF, kay? It maybe out tomorow...

~~this is the URL~~

So, thanks!

Your Friend,

Seiichiro Sano.

~~CAUTION: WET CLASS~~Kora!

This is how my fringe would look like if it was properly cut. I don't cut my fringe so I can put it back any time I want.

The class was leaky today. During the periods before recess, it just leaked but after that, the class became completely wet in the middle section. Most of the bags got wet but mine was safe because I'm sitting at the back.

Ame-chan came to school today! She had to come to take a certificate of something during recess and we took some pics. Hah, that's going to be a problem since was someone's ( actually two people!) "boyfriend" in the pics taken during the fare well party.

Oh well, thats the problem of having school uniforms...I really wish the schools would let us wear out normal clothes to school. That would be a blast! Did you notice that almost all schools in somewhere other that the Asian Continet don't have school uniforms. ( excluding private and bording schools)

They don't even have rules on what you could wear and how you hair is supposed be like. You could wear nail polish ( I DON'T WEAR ANYTHING OTHER THAN BLACK!) and let your hair be all spikey ( for the boys and me) and long and free ( for the girls)Ha, so damn tall. I wish I was the dude in the pic. I think this is from Hana Kimi. I just altered the writing, of course.

YOu could even have a crazy fringe like mine * when I got out that is. If I did that 24-7, I'd have more pimples on my forehead then blemishes on my cheeks and back combined*

If the school was like that, prefects would have wear cloths with cool charecters like Hibari-sama's disclipline commity! That would cool...

I finally be able would wear my skull tee and black tees with a tie with either my bordies, shorts ( READ: KNEE LENGHT AT SHORTEST, MEN SIZE), my Diesel jeans, the green cargo pants I got from YiShion *( don't get your hopes high, there is no way Kaito from the Vocaloids having a shop here, Anya-chan. Shion Kaito is Kaito's full name, incase you guys don't know. Hey, I like the vocaloids too!) or my skinnys ( I look horibble in them...I should slim down a bit...) and my sneakers or or my famous pair of Flip Flops ( the 'selipar jepun' I weared during the party la) to school!

Gyahahaha! How many girls would fawn over me if I was taller and didn't have pimples!I wonder who the present is for...

*NOSEBLEED, FAINT FROM BLOODLOSS*

Inner Sano will be on air in 5...4...3...2...1...and action!

Looks like Kuso Gaki fainted imagining herself in guy mode...how foolish.

I would definately not faint imagining myself in a girl state, unless I happen to be well-endowned with the three " Womenly Powers" like Lady Tsunade but that'll be a disaster for the Kuso Gaki. She has a...weakness towards things like that, as much as it burdens her.

* A shoe gets thrown at Inner Sano's head*

ALthough, she's been having this problem since she got hugged by one of her relatives who just happened to be a little taller than her at that time and had been well endowned...so you get the idea.

I would prefer my girl to be someone friendly and cool like me ( Sarah, his soul mate scoffs) just like Sarah-chan!

"Sweet talker" Sarah shouts, while drawing a Yaoi manga featuring Guy!Sano ( Seme) and Inner Sano ( Uke).

*Inner Sano blushes*

Looks like Sarah-chan is taking part as co-host today! Lovely, as she is.

" I thought you liked Sano" she says, snickering while drawing the art.

I...don't...* in denile* Maybe I do but you're my soul mate, the one who I'm supposed to be with.

" You baka...Both of us are entities of Sano's mind! We can't grow old or get to the age of consent if she doesn't want it to happen" she says, zipping her pencil case.

Who cares? We, the three of us, always be together, until the day Sano forgets about us or the day she dies.

Oh, and did I mention she almost burned her finger's off? It was during the science experiment where they needed to burn kerosene ( however the way you spell it) and colbat cholride paper to turn blue as in 'dry'

" You were worried sick that time weren't you? >__<"

I wasn't!

The pesky paper went into flames and Kuso here tried to extinguish it with her fingers, resulting in them turning black from the ash. Tamotsu-yan later almost burn his hand, if he didn't move it at the last second. Bunsen Burners can be very dangerous...

Well, that's it for today. I hope she has some idea on what to write tomorrow...

Your Friends,

Seiichiro Sano, Inner Sano and Sarah-chan.

The Daily rambles of a Malaysian Teenager.

Oh god, I am so screwed.

I have a load of Maths homework that I don't really understand and my book just finished, plus I have an English thingy that requires notes from everyone and I only got like...the sum of 4 groups including my own.

" Dearie me, you've landed yourself in a deep, dark hole, like the Other Mother's hand in Coraline" Inner Sano smirks

Damn you, useless Uke. You're supposed to take care of your Seme.

" Would you like me to?"

We're underage you dimwit. Besides, I wouldn't want to taint my image. Not to someone like you

" Well, ThoAho did say..."

ThoAho has a Yaoi celebration with the new guy every five minutes.

" You were the one who corrupted him into liking it"

He's a closet fanboy. Yippe-****ing-doo.

" Are you tensed?"

What do you expect? I have nothing much to write. It's been a slow day. I managed to draw a yaoi couple with animal ears ( what do you think I was drawing during recess and the better part of my Sivik class?)

One is 159 cm and has tiger ears and tail while the other is 175 cm and has fox ears and tails.

The taller looks a bit like Mukuro and the other looks a bit like Gokudera. I seriously don't know how I actually came up with the idea. Things like this are normal for me. Like this one time I drew Seiichiro Sano ( my OC, for god sake, who's the Thirteenth Boss of the Comte Seiichiro Alla Valse) in a dress like outfit that I got inpiration from Ciel's ( of Kuroshitsuji) outfit in the picture above.

He * I still don't know if he's a girl or a boy....How pathethic* looked great and that was just a doodle. The Lacrimosa Dies Illa line ( Featuring Zian, the White Demon, Sanctus and Other Sanctus from my crappy excuse of a story, the Daily Escapeds of Zian Alamita. I don't know when it's going to be published so...don't hold your breath) was created by doodling and insperation from Squalo and Xanxus...

The White Demon ( one half of Zian) looked like Squalo with red eyes. She * although Zian is a girl, she's completely flat-chested* wears a dark green vest * methinks. Long time since I took a look at the drawing* tattered purple cape, skinnys with gold designs on them and a tie, I think.

Other Sanctus ( Sanctus's true form) looked like Xanxus with yellow eyes, no scars and longer hair. Scratch that, way longer hair! I totally forgot what he wore and I'm to lazy to dig the sketch book in the dust bunny breathing area I call my room.

Well, that's all for my rambles. I am now the proud owner of eight shounen ai doujinshi ( 1827, 6927 and 182769) in Zip form.Yahoo!!!!

Your Friend,

Seiichiro Sano

Is now listening to Ai wo Komete Hanataba wo by Superfly. There's a KHR version of it too!

Yaoi, the part of a greater good.

There was this new guy in 1B.

He was excatly the same height as me.

He has pimples like me.

ThoAho, made fun of me and him.

I don't even know the guy.

He says the childish thing.

I say he does Yaoi with the new guy and he's the UKE.

We fight over it for the remainder of the day.

The teacher, Encik Halim, asked what we were yesterday.

I said I already had someone.

The whole class sang " Ahmad Fariq Irfan. Opss, tersilap cakap!"

Oh dear god.

Why do you torture me with this?

I found a cat.

It was cute.

It looked like Lambo's cow suit.

I wanted to take it home but I'm sure my mom wouldn't let me.

Anya-chan would have love it!

This is the end of my useless rants for today.

I got lots of homework.

Your Friend,

Seiichiro Sano

Urgh...stupid prefect meeting....

Once again, we ( as in the prefects) have landed in deep sh*t again.

First of all, most of us didn't know anything about the stupid meeting.

Secondly, why didn't they tell us yesterday?

Back to square one. Our beloved teacher, Pn K, got mad at the prefects that were there before me and Kyoko-chan got there. Why blame us when we didn't know anything about it?

So then, we've got another meeting on Monday and those who come late will get some punishment of some sort. Damn the school!

And then, it the time of the year again.

" Class B has better results"

" Look at the grade! Class B is better"

" Look at your Geo. Class B is way better"

Oh come on you old hags! We're only separated by stupid names that you created! Each damn year and we hear the same damn things! Last year, it was about 6 Tenteram ( our class is the opposite of it's name. It should have been 6 Tak Tenteram * Not peaceful*) being worse that 6 Makmur, the third class * also peace* in terms of discipline and achievements.

But, in the end, who got the most 5A's in the history of the school? 6 Tenteram!

Look, bot of our classes have the same type of students.

5 % of us are quiet.

5 % of us are into studying.

90% are just teenagers and wanna go crazy and have fun!

If you want to evaluate us like that, go to a better school, like those MRSM ( Maktab Rendah Sains Malaysia, an elite * so called* boarding school where the bright students go to), SMK Bukit Nenas ( one of Malaysia's best school) and the other schools for stuck up nose brats. We are just starting the friggin year and every single teacher is like " Class B is better" in everything.

All of us are the same. We both recieved 4A, 5A, 6A and 7A for our UPSR exams. Why don't you just build a new classroom that we don't have to share with the Morning Class children that will fit both of our classes?

It's look like the classrooms in Vampire Knight where all 80 something students sit where ever they like! No Agama or Moral and three periods of Sivik per day! Since the teacher will be Puan Noraniha, we'll be in pure bliss! Like today's Sivik, we learned about Malaysian Democracy and Lily-chan asked me about it ( We had work to do but I didn't do it! So did Tono, Afif and most of the class)

I went full frontal about it and ended up gaving a speech about it. I said that the Parliament was...you know what, I can't tell you because I might just get sued!

Oh well, at least I got the Yuri out of my head, although I still shudder when I think about it

" Yuri is good!" Chirisaa-chan said while me and Wani-chan waited for Kyoko-chan outside the toilet, which we affectionally call Germ-World.

" Yaoi is declicious! I love my Yaoi! 1827 FOREVER!!!!!" I shouted, well, except for the 1827 decleration

" I like Super Junior yaoi..." Wani-chan said

" You like Yaoi too! YAY!!!! I like that guy who acted as JiHoo in Boys over Flowers with somebody named Jae something"

" Just because I like Yuri, doesn't me I am one"

" Who said so?" I asked her

" It would be cool to try doing it the Yuri way..."

* Backing away from Chirisaa-chan* " At least I'm Bi. Guy on guy is normal! Girl on girl is weird..."

Before that in the cantin, Kyoko-chan gets some facts straight

" So, Yaoi is 100% percent gay and Shou---something is 50% percent gay. Am I right?"

" SHounen Ai is fluffy!"

ANd that's the enf of my rants

Your Friend,

Seiichiro Sano

The Tsuna version.

The video has two versions. One was the Hibari version ( the one I gave you just now)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n567znNHa4A&feature=related

And there's a Tsuna version

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOp-oakiMvs&feature=related

Hope you like it very much!

Your Friend,

Seiichiro Sano

OMIGODZ!

Today was one of the best days of the year. I actually had fun, even if Keren-chan ( he's a guy but if he wore a wig and a dress, he'd look excatly like a girl) didn't come.

The teacher didn't attend ( he came) the meeting and me and Haruame-chan completly lepak at the hut near the school gate. It was coooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllll! Before that, we learned how to make a medical doughnut wrap ( I really don't know what it's name it) during PBSM ( Persatuan Budak Sakit Mental....JUST KIDDING!!!! It's actually the Red Cross Assosiation)

I wore my hair in the way I do when I go out a little earlier and Chirissa-chan went crazy over my hair. she ruffled it and messed it for three or four times...ANd then everyone finnaly saw the hair and Sakura-chan went " You're cute!"

LMAO! So then, after that, we made jokes and randomly asked questions during Agama class. It was like two periods of bliss! No teacher ( except Puan Mina, our beloved English Teacher ( 1A) and History teacher ( 1B)

So, I asked ThoAho

" Gay Bar or Lesbian Bar?"

Both of us spoke gay bar at the same, if not 1 second apart...

Then, during P.E., my badminton rackuet got stolen by Kyoko-chan and I was stuck with ThoAho, I went near to Chirissa-chan and Haruame-chan while they were playing and we talked about Yaoi and Yuri. So after that, ThoAho asked me what was Yaoi and Yuri

" Yaoi is guy on guy while Yuri is girl on girl"

The damn idiot kept on calling Yuri " Urea" and if you don't know what's that, refer third or fourth grade science text book, Malaysian Sylabus. It's there, believe me.

Damn that idiot...my stomach hurts so much from laughing while I'm writing this and my dad is looking at me like "what the heck is wrong with Sano?"

I finally gained the courage to peep into a rated M Yuri story. The only one I've read was Kyoko and Haru from KHR. It was K+, 86K ( Haru Kyoko pairing, with Haru being the Seme, Tops, Sadist and Kyoko the Uke, Bottoms, Machoist, for those who don't understand. Me *MAD* professer, must 'elp the 'ung 'nes) and fluffy so I like it, kinda.

" How old are you, 5? Come on, come to the dark side, KUHAHAHA!" Inner Sano says. He's the oppsite of me so he likes Yuri.

Okay..so I read it...and blushed...and blushed somemore....and blood started to trickle down my nose...and I barfed and fainted....

MUST GO BACK TO YAOI!!!!!! MIND CONTAMINATED BY YURI LEMON AND SMUT! HELP ME!!!!!!!

* Inner Sano chuckled madly and starts to drag me to Youtube to watch Yuri*

"NO!!! FACK YOU!!!!! M.F.B.A.!!!!!!GO AND DIE!!!!I WANT YAOI!!!!" I shout at him

" KUHAHAHA! I WILL MAKE YOU LIKE YURI!!!!" he shouts madly and Dragss me somemore

" P-P-Please stop! It's hurts!" I shout, making my Uke face appear with the puppy dog eyes

* Inner Sano starts to feel guilt*

" Okay....I'll let you back into Yaoi World" he grumbles and types in http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n567znNHa4A&feature=related

(clicky for 1827 video and nish meanignful songy. Don't worry, shounen ai only. Very fluffy!)

" TQ!" happylys watch the sad vid

ANd there goes my sanity

Your friend,

Seiichiro Sano.

~~LOVE, kono jidai jya totemo~~
~~LOVE, arawashizurai kedo~~
~~LOVE, kimi wa boku dochiraka ga~~

~~Namiga ga kanashikunai mono datte~~
~~Oshietekureta kimi wa itsudemo~~
~~Egao ga toki ni wa chikyuu no nageki wo~~

My favourite parts in the song. You should watch it! There are english subs too!