Childhood is scary....

Kimi wa dare wa? Bokuwa Lambo! Bokuwa dare wa? Kimi wa Lambo!

Otona Lambo, the mischevious cow!

I found out about a little of my forgotten childhood memories and I don't like them at all....

Who knew I was that naughty? That's why I use Lambo for this post....

When I was two or three, me, my mom and her two best friends Uncle Johan and Dr. Ben, went to the Jaya One place near PJ. Now, I bet you guys don't know what's Jaya One. Jaya One was one of Malaysia's most famous malls back in the day.

They demolished it last year of ter it collapsed and killed a few people. I have a whole bunch of childhood moments there because my parents and I used to go there a lot before moving to Rawang, a city famous for it killers, murderers, rapist, drug addicts and many more.

So, we went into the department store and they we promoting this new bottle of perfume. It was shaped like a woman, with the curves and everything, with a b** too.

And then, my toddler hands went to it and started touching it....Uncle Johan went hysterical and asked my mom what the heck she's been teaching me all these years ( don't you know how to count? I was two at the time!) while Dr. Ben was laughing his heart out.

Then, this one happen when I was a little older, maybe three or four but I didn't remember it. Me and this idiot I used to play it went upstairs. His father walked in on us, with me removing his clothes!

" Saper rogol saper ni?" His dad asked to my mom, who was laughing along as well

* which means, who's raping who*

Oh, shit.....

Then came the I like my picture taken age....( between 5 or 6)

Whenever there was a camera, I'd go " Take my picture!"

I remember pulling the camera man's pants and chasing him around with the other children my age. The camera man was Abang Taufik * or Rafik, I don't remember his name well. Abang is big brother, BTW*

He's the older brother of my best old friend, Abang Ramond, who got married last year and is expecting a baby from his beautiful Thai wife. She a real beauty! I have many friends that are older than me, because I like to follow my dad around on his trips when I was younger. Now, they only call him out because they charge per head now during weddings....

I still follow him to birthday parties and so on. Abang Taufik didn't really care, because he was trying to keep the camera away from us!

During that time also came I want snow and I'm a monkey age....

I played with the powder in my room with a friend because I wanted to play with snow... Well, who could blame me? All I wanted was play with snow, but Malaysia don't have snow...

I used to have this four poster bed, like the princess and Harry Potter one. I Swinged on the bars so much that they bent and the result is that the mattress is on the floor now...

Kufufu, what a naughty child I was then....

Your Friend,

Seiichiro Sano