OMIGODZ!

Today was one of the best days of the year. I actually had fun, even if Keren-chan ( he's a guy but if he wore a wig and a dress, he'd look excatly like a girl) didn't come.

The teacher didn't attend ( he came) the meeting and me and Haruame-chan completly lepak at the hut near the school gate. It was coooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllll! Before that, we learned how to make a medical doughnut wrap ( I really don't know what it's name it) during PBSM ( Persatuan Budak Sakit Mental....JUST KIDDING!!!! It's actually the Red Cross Assosiation)

I wore my hair in the way I do when I go out a little earlier and Chirissa-chan went crazy over my hair. she ruffled it and messed it for three or four times...ANd then everyone finnaly saw the hair and Sakura-chan went " You're cute!"

LMAO! So then, after that, we made jokes and randomly asked questions during Agama class. It was like two periods of bliss! No teacher ( except Puan Mina, our beloved English Teacher ( 1A) and History teacher ( 1B)

So, I asked ThoAho

" Gay Bar or Lesbian Bar?"

Both of us spoke gay bar at the same, if not 1 second apart...

Then, during P.E., my badminton rackuet got stolen by Kyoko-chan and I was stuck with ThoAho, I went near to Chirissa-chan and Haruame-chan while they were playing and we talked about Yaoi and Yuri. So after that, ThoAho asked me what was Yaoi and Yuri

" Yaoi is guy on guy while Yuri is girl on girl"

The damn idiot kept on calling Yuri " Urea" and if you don't know what's that, refer third or fourth grade science text book, Malaysian Sylabus. It's there, believe me.

Damn that idiot...my stomach hurts so much from laughing while I'm writing this and my dad is looking at me like "what the heck is wrong with Sano?"

I finally gained the courage to peep into a rated M Yuri story. The only one I've read was Kyoko and Haru from KHR. It was K+, 86K ( Haru Kyoko pairing, with Haru being the Seme, Tops, Sadist and Kyoko the Uke, Bottoms, Machoist, for those who don't understand. Me *MAD* professer, must 'elp the 'ung 'nes) and fluffy so I like it, kinda.

" How old are you, 5? Come on, come to the dark side, KUHAHAHA!" Inner Sano says. He's the oppsite of me so he likes Yuri.

Okay..so I read it...and blushed...and blushed somemore....and blood started to trickle down my nose...and I barfed and fainted....

MUST GO BACK TO YAOI!!!!!! MIND CONTAMINATED BY YURI LEMON AND SMUT! HELP ME!!!!!!!

* Inner Sano chuckled madly and starts to drag me to Youtube to watch Yuri*

"NO!!! FACK YOU!!!!! M.F.B.A.!!!!!!GO AND DIE!!!!I WANT YAOI!!!!" I shout at him

" KUHAHAHA! I WILL MAKE YOU LIKE YURI!!!!" he shouts madly and Dragss me somemore

" P-P-Please stop! It's hurts!" I shout, making my Uke face appear with the puppy dog eyes

* Inner Sano starts to feel guilt*

" Okay....I'll let you back into Yaoi World" he grumbles and types in http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n567znNHa4A&feature=related

(clicky for 1827 video and nish meanignful songy. Don't worry, shounen ai only. Very fluffy!)

" TQ!" happylys watch the sad vid

ANd there goes my sanity

Your friend,

Seiichiro Sano.

~~LOVE, kono jidai jya totemo~~
~~LOVE, arawashizurai kedo~~
~~LOVE, kimi wa boku dochiraka ga~~

~~Namiga ga kanashikunai mono datte~~
~~Oshietekureta kimi wa itsudemo~~
~~Egao ga toki ni wa chikyuu no nageki wo~~

My favourite parts in the song. You should watch it! There are english subs too!